Where would I hide my heart,
If I had one?
I could put it in the cupboard,
But the grain moths would find it,
And lay their eggs in it.
I could put it on the counter,
But the fruit flies
Would eat their fill.
It would rot in the fridge for certain –
Behind the sugarfree Greek yogurt
Whose expiration date passed
Along with all of January’s good intentions.
One day, it would be discovered
By a shocked
(Fine, an exceedingly
Unsurprised)
Housekeeper –
Or else it might be found
Far later,
By an archaeologist,
Some thousand years hence,
Who would give it a name for its pains,
And keep it
In a case of glass,
And show it, infrequently,
At conferences.
(Graduate students would submit
Abstracts
On my heart.
They would fill their resumes
With incorrect APA citations
Of their poster presentations
On my heart.)
By then, my heart will be
Too delicate for travel.
It will need to be kept
In some dim back room
of the Weltmuseum Wien,
And only ever viewed under
Vantablack’s Blackety Black light.
(For special fundraising days,
They will, of course, display my heart
Next to Montezuma’s crown
And the Pompeiian sourdough starter.
Ill-funded postdoctoral scholars
Will attend mandatory trainings
On the care and feeding of my heart.)
In the meantime,
I will put my heart,
(Such as it is,)
In the freezer,
With the other meat.
There, it might
Safely keep –
Barring unexpected
Power outages,
Or, of course –
The summer heat.